i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
