oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
