at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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