problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Randomize
