Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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