Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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