i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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