It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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