Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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