I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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