You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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