I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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