I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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