Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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