i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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