I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
