I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
