Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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