normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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