Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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