GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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