Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
