On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Still dying that you shit outside
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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