Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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