Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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