he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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