Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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