she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
third nipple confirmed
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