Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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