I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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