Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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