On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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