and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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