I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My vagina is very pro this idea
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