that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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