Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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