I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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