We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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