porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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