i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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