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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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  ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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• (626): View more from California

  Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag

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• (831): View more from California

  Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.

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