If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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