I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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