i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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