This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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