we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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