I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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