I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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