I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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