Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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