i barfeds in our rink
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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