Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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