have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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