She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
is it fun? or sober?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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