garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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