my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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