let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Randomize
