He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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