Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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