I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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