Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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